console messages?

here are some funny shit i came across, dont know if u find it funny enough for a console message.

Avoid hangovers: stay drunk

Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.

The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!

Humor is also a way of saying something serious

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

He who laughs last didn't get it.

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand

Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you

I'm gonna try putting console messages on every other week, it seems that some people are getting annoyed by them so i thought a week would be a good enough break. This friday ill update and put some on.
Thats a great list

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

lol you nut job