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OMG MY APPLICATION
slim on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:59 am
First, and foremost - I am not Bob Dole. Stop saying I am. Eat shit and die. 
Second, I copy/pasted this from Bob Dole's. If there's anything else that's supposed to be in here... too bad? Yell at me in vent? I don't know.
Age:24... I'm f*cking old. But not as old as your cloaca.
Aliases: slimster (plural "aliases" not necessary... i'm not 12 - anyone who has to post multiple aliases really needs better hobbies... i'm looking at you, Bob Dole)
How long you've been playing: a rather ambiguous question... i've been playing w/ myself since I was about 12... but that might be too much info. Err... Computer games since I was a senior in High school (q3 > all other games ever made), cod4 for about 6 months... except I didn't play this summer 'cause I was working... so 3 months.
Why you want to join? So people stop asking me why I'm in vent/"what brings you to these regions" all the time - Seriously, I think meathead or someone wants to have my children. I'm not okay with it. Oh, and I don't even know if I want to join... I just miss having matches... and I'm tired of *somebody* in y'all's vent getting upset that I use dead silence when I go ninja-knifing. If you don't like it: don't step on my c4. Besides, posting these "tell me all about you" things are entertaining - reminds me of those really odd questionnaire emails that went around from friend to friend back when the internet was first created... but most of you were probably two at that time and don't remember. i'm gonna stop talking now....
If you want to get in contact with me - Please send, by carrier pigeon, a monkey w/ a knife, riding the back of a medium-sized mouse... clutching in his teeth an unharmed midget, who just so happens to be yodeling (yes, yodeling) andrew lloyd webber songs while dancing the dance of the oompa loompas.
Xfire - ask the uni-browed one.
it's been a pleasure,
slimster
Second, I copy/pasted this from Bob Dole's. If there's anything else that's supposed to be in here... too bad? Yell at me in vent? I don't know.
Age:24... I'm f*cking old. But not as old as your cloaca.
Aliases: slimster (plural "aliases" not necessary... i'm not 12 - anyone who has to post multiple aliases really needs better hobbies... i'm looking at you, Bob Dole)
How long you've been playing: a rather ambiguous question... i've been playing w/ myself since I was about 12... but that might be too much info. Err... Computer games since I was a senior in High school (q3 > all other games ever made), cod4 for about 6 months... except I didn't play this summer 'cause I was working... so 3 months.
Why you want to join? So people stop asking me why I'm in vent/"what brings you to these regions" all the time - Seriously, I think meathead or someone wants to have my children. I'm not okay with it. Oh, and I don't even know if I want to join... I just miss having matches... and I'm tired of *somebody* in y'all's vent getting upset that I use dead silence when I go ninja-knifing. If you don't like it: don't step on my c4. Besides, posting these "tell me all about you" things are entertaining - reminds me of those really odd questionnaire emails that went around from friend to friend back when the internet was first created... but most of you were probably two at that time and don't remember. i'm gonna stop talking now....
If you want to get in contact with me - Please send, by carrier pigeon, a monkey w/ a knife, riding the back of a medium-sized mouse... clutching in his teeth an unharmed midget, who just so happens to be yodeling (yes, yodeling) andrew lloyd webber songs while dancing the dance of the oompa loompas.
Xfire - ask the uni-browed one.
it's been a pleasure,
slimster
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Join date: 2008-10-10 
Re: OMG MY APPLICATION
FlaTL!nE on Fri Oct 10, 2008 1:59 pm
did this make any sense? lol
anyways this is like an insane asylum, but its cheaper to keep them here.
your a cool dude, so is my bitch bob dole, and you game well, goodluck on your application.
anyways this is like an insane asylum, but its cheaper to keep them here.
your a cool dude, so is my bitch bob dole, and you game well, goodluck on your application.
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Re: OMG MY APPLICATION
slim on Fri Oct 10, 2008 3:18 pm
i dare you to claim my post didn't make you laugh. 
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Re: OMG MY APPLICATION
cpt.joo on Wed Oct 22, 2008 5:43 pm
we are not the dmv.. but you know.. certain applications need to go through customs... we don't take aliens here.
Sorry bob that means you
Sorry bob that means you
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