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console messages?
FlaTL!nE on Tue Oct 07, 2008 10:21 am
here are some funny shit i came across, dont know if u find it funny enough for a console message.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
Humor is also a way of saying something serious
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk
Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
People who say you can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.
The best beer in the world, is the open bottle in your hand!
Humor is also a way of saying something serious
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand
Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted then used against you
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Re: console messages?
cpt.joo on Tue Oct 07, 2008 5:28 pm
I'm gonna try putting console messages on every other week, it seems that some people are getting annoyed by them so i thought a week would be a good enough break. This friday ill update and put some on.
Thats a great list
Thats a great list
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Re: console messages?
Bob Dole on Thu Oct 09, 2008 2:33 pm
I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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